i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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