so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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