ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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