Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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