yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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