I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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