Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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