ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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