Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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