I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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