I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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