yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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