Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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