He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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