big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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