We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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