Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What should our trivia night team be named?
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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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