margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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