i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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