Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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