Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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