dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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