Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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