I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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