He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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