Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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