just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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