We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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