But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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