Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
