God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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