I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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