I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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