I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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