is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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