sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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