When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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