that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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