it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Semen is not good for contacts.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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