Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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