I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he thought i was a dude.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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