everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
this just has baby written all over it
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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