i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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