she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You've changed since you got that strap on
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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