youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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