So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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