His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
