So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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