Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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