Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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