dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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