is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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