God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I AM VODKA MAN
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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