marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
His nipple licking is glorious
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