Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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