Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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